Buttery Dragon Scales - An In Depth Analysis of the time I almost got away.

Attached is the clip that riot support encouraged me to post here!

I was playing Tresh today when suddenly, I was attacked. From behind, three of my mortal enemies began to chase me deep into the jungle. In those terrifying split seconds, I had to make a decision. I had to choose at the drop of a hat whether I wanted to live or die. I chose the former. Now due to my knowledge of Tresh and superb map awareness I knew that I could Q-Q my way out of that scenario and hit 'em with the dabbing penguin. I was very suprised when my perfectly aimed hook seemed to not be of service to me. After the game, I took a quick ten minute session of deep breaths and meditation to return to my previous state of zen. After returning to the base resting position of yoga, I reviewed the recorded tape of my previous game. I watched very carefully, through the fog of war.. and was heartbroken, no no no no no, SEVERELY heartbroken. I watched my perfectly placed hook glide through the dragon with the silkiness of melting butter on a hot summers day. I DO hope, rito. I do hope that you will review my tape and respond with due haste as I am very sorely disappointed by what transpired in my normal low elo game.

Namaste.