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I Have Found the Key to Salvation for Some LoL Players Within!

uppyb0t·1/13/2016, 5:27:59 PM·2 votes·705 views

Fear not fellow players,

For I hold the single saving words to grant you limitless bounds and pure redemption. With this you can do whatever you please in life and all will be forgiven, for it was misunderstood your intentions to begin with.

You will be free, but some day you will die. When that day nears, you will look back on all the things you have done in life. Some things you may not be proud of, but fear not. As you look back on all your douchery, all your selfishness and entitled choices you've made, you may feel regret.

But a calm will wash over you and fill you with confidence as you look into the sky and say the magic words:

"It's Just Bots"

Being a dick, is still being a dick. Play nice.

5 Comments

Jbels1/13/2016, 5:39:29 PM1 votes

Ok, but then going on to the forums to complain about what was literally just a bad game, (a BOT GAME, by the way) isn't really any better, is it? Bot games at level 30 really are just troll fodder at this point. I'd rather they troll there than in ranked or normals

uppyb0t1/13/2016, 5:42:41 PM1 votes

It was more of a joke. The point is more about common decency.

Don't worry, salvation awaits you, too. You need not confess, brother. I can read between the lines.