kog'maw unplayable

the current meta renders kog'maw unplayable. i die literally every team fight vs super drain tanks like swain and vlad (even though I have execcutioners, I am bursted down very quickly) OR I have champions that use DD that negate my damage WHILE healing. what the fuck am I supposed to do?

I remember a while back I was watching a Apdo/Dopa video and he claimed that you can literally play any champion and climb (if you played smart/hard enough) but I really don't see that as the case. Kog'Maw botlane is a free gankable lane because I don't have dueling capabilities or peel for me or my support. with that I am constantly camped, whilst under tower, to where I can't even farm. "but that's just how the game is" oh yeah? there should be some compromise right? shitty early game for a wonderful late game? no, there really isn't for kog'maw especially since they've nerfed rageblade 3 times which makes kog'maw even more useless until late game. and speaking of late game, the second that kog'maw is popped, its game over. that's how terrible this champion is, that there is absolutely nothing you or your team can do when you're alive or dead. but its okay, keep releasing mobility heavy assassins and champions that can use Deaths Dance, lots of fun.