What I think about each Champion :D (Care very long, I guess)

- Riven in male version on testosterone boost? - The perfect girlfriend with big tits - Dash Dash Dash, Dead - You can't milk those! And holy shiet is that champ tanky - Noone plays and likes you, except me :) Better than Kayn jungle - You can't kill her.. and even if you kill her, you wasted your time. And that damn waveclear on top! - TIBBBERSS!! You die - Good ad carry, atleast when Crit was a thing someone cared about this champ - Noone sees you, you have an extraordinary kit but still doing well - NERF FOR LCS, NERF FOR LCS, NERF FOR LCS - That weird champ that sometimes makes great plays - "Wait for Blitzcrank to hook, then we win teamfight!" - This champ reminds you that: Everything ends up in flames. - He protecc, but he also knocc up - She takes towers alot. And her with Morgana + Traps is a Nightmare - You can't kill that champ, and please let me go :( - Spit Spit Spit Spit ouch ouch ouch, gets ganked anyways and dies! - You can't kill him and - Woah did you just eat our Jhin? - "I'm up to snuff, and gots me an ace muhhhh team!!" - It's so nice to be on Darius's team, he just carries the ball man - She can just abuse you over and over if you don't dodge her Q, and even if you do she'll ult anyways and you're still dead btw - He's always full health and keeps going, it feels like there's no point even damaging him - TYYYYYYYYYYYLLER FCCKKING ONNEEEE, loltyler1dotcomdiscountcodealpha - Man, if I had a time mashine you wouldn't have been added into the game - You're the first spider I really like :) - You're the first b........ I really like .) - Sometimes completely insane, other times completely useless - Sometimes Ults and kills everybody, other times Ults and kills noone - When your team does dumb stuff but Fiora splits to Nexus - - hmm.. hopefully he doesn't Ult a Fizz that's already invulnerable - When your team afk's in base but Gangplank gets tripplekill and splits to Nexus - The champ an 195 iq autofill top uses when Tank meta is a thing but doesn't want to play Darius - He has everything. - Nice ult, Gragas! No really, nice ult. Why be so negative people?? :( - He has his cigar back, but not in this picture. - He makes the best ganks. - Honesty, he dies pretty easilly. Except if he has Zhonyas - Hentai and daymm everyone kite her! - She doesn't die. I like her in team.. but not enemy team. - He clings to people like nature clings to...... trees? buildings? - has balance team syndrome Janna is a fantastic champion! - He used to be cool, now he's kinda like a.. half tank bruiser ish? - There's some good Jax players out there, champ is lil broken but.. I do admire them - He has everything part 2. - Jhin? That slow loading delicious Assassin target? He's good in teamfights tho - The hypercarry we all need but noone plays - The hypercarry that got famous and is the new shiet, that everyone plays. Btw please play Jinx :) - The hypercarry that... noone really knows how to play? Please play Jinx she's simple! - Shields Shields Shields Movement Speed - He kills alot, has alot of lives and dies alot too. - Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink PENTAKILL - Blink Blink Blink Victory - She's "boring" but once she gets to Lategame it begins - He's good, sometimes. - I wish more people played him on AP again - When Kha zics gets ahead, you just lost the game that's all :D - I like Kindred as a jungler, it is a very good designed champ. A good Kindred player can pop off indeed - His Ults make teamfights alot easier - This little guy has alot of speed and powaaa - Blinks once, you die. - Baron steal OOOOOOOOO Lee Sin is useless for anything else but Baron steal OOOO gj Lee sin! - She blinds you, really. Or.. if you're blind then you're dead, works both ways. - GAAAAAAAAHH! Or whatever she says. - This guy's true potential gets on the surface when Crit adc's are weak - Polymorth - LAVAAAA BOLTEN!! She just has too low cooldowns man. - UHHHGHH (The sound he makes when he Ults people) - I'm pressing E and spawning my little creatures and then I press R onto you, I'm a god btw - This champ was fun with his old Ult and voice... like whats the rework about? - This champ does absolutely nothing but still wins the game - This girl's true potential surfaces when Crit adc's are weak - There's so many bugs with Mordekaiser and he's actually broken played correctly but nobody gives a shiet I guess? - 7 Year Binding - When she is played, she does pretty well. - Stack Stack Stack oh Nasus is still toplane but he reached their Nexus finally? Ok! - Nautilus is a very good teamfighter because of his Ult - If the player is insane, Nidalee is insane - He oneshots everytime he presses R - I like Nunu when he secures the kill with his Snowball or eats minion to get health back - A champion for plastic playstyles, truly made for those that just wanna kill some stuff and die afterwards, or not be scared - AI will kill us all - that will be fun. JK I want an Android Orianna in my home ;) - His Ult is great in Teamfights, but somehow even in Platinum elo people miss his Ult - BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK, W : My spear is restless! - It's just fun to play against her! - It's a good champion design, still bugged tho - This creature is in her natural habitat, when the Meta is snowbally - It's a good support, the best in his design in my opinion - Rammus is an OK little boy, speedy motherflucka - It feels like everyone forgot about him, I don't exactly know if he's stronger or not because I don't see him - He's actually pretty alright Toplaner. - He just oneshots everyone when he's fed - Master Riven, get Challenjour - Please play this guy more often, he's actually insane. - NERF FOR LCS, NERF FOR LCS, NERF BECAUSE RYZE - This creature is in her natural habitat, when the Meta favours tanks. - For my next trick, I'll gain you some elo or drop you to bronze! - Nothing else to say about this guy, he's a Ninja! - Shyvana has too much damage and tankyness at the same time - I like him just because he stomps low elo for days I like seing them suffer - When you're already dead inside but still fighting - She's a solid adc, not too strong but also not weak. Good for autofill adc's I'd say - He ults you and painfully drags you to your death :( - Her ults are just afijaofjafaofjafoafajo - Heals for days - Solid champ, even tho birds flying around everywhere I do miss beatrice on his shoulder. - She has waveclear, she has a stun and she has an R that can obliterate you.. WOW! - Tahm kench is good for his kit and a counter to alot. Everyone pretty much - Taliah has good waveclear and her roaming is solid, solid wall. - His roaming is good, his damage is good and you just can't deal with this champ. - You can't kill Taric or anyone for that matter. - Captain Bronze 5 on duty! Nono, I love a good teemo. - Madlife is that you?! - Tristana has an attack speed steroid and her E damages towers, that's pretty decent - Why am I stuck on this wall? :( Why does it have to be this way ;( - When your team does dumb stuff but Tryndamere dies 10 times but still pushes to Nexus - His presence is already enough pressure.. like really. Look at this hat. - His presence is already enough pressure, when he R's in lategame it's all for nothing - gotta go fast.. gotta go fast - 1 Urgot a day keeps the doctor away, which in this case, Urgot is the doctor that cuts your intestines - Varus without rageblade isn't the same anymore - Vayne always has ups from time to time in SoloQ - R - He's an insane champ actually. - Vi Onetricks are beasts - He has good waveclear and really good damage - He's an insane Teamfighter pls carry me Vlad btw - YES! FLIP ME DADDY - He's just the best jungler man. He is mobile and he takes absolutely no damage - Apes and Monkeys, you ignore them but they're actually a smarter species than you think, and stronger too like look at that hairless chimpanzee video... - Xayah has really strong laning, and is safe to play - When it hits you, it really hits you... just like life - jhin xhaho is what I always call him, is what everyone calls him - He just wins whatever he does part 2 but atleast you can stop him - Hidden OP tower pusher, you can't deal with this guy - Floppy goo of Freelo - Floppy assassin of Freelo - When all else fails, you just gotta blow it up. - Just like this guy, but atleast this guy can revive himself - Oh no! I have Nightmares of this thing. Now I know why she puts me to sleep. - Her plants make her hard to deal with and she's a good teamfighter