*Our Sejuani jumps in a 1v5 and dies*
"omg tanks are so shit right now omg i get melted so easily what the fuck is this shit can we please buff tanks like wtf"
~ Tanks mains in a nutshell
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Zed jumps in 1v5 and gets CCd and dies "WTF Rito why did you buff tanks so hard, assassins are in such a shit spot" -Assassin mains
ADC doesn't mind his position and doesn't watch the minimap for the incoming burst champion and dies "Man, ADCs are fading out. The role can't do a thing" -ADC mains
Support dives/uses CC on the enemy team with only an ADC/tank near them "Why does no one listen to me, I just get abused all game ;_;" -Support mains
Top lane does whatever they do and fail at it "Noob team" -Top mains... I don't know what top does.
im not tanky enough, i should build more heal - 
NOPE
hmm, well then i can still build armo - 
**NOPE **
nvm, ill just build damage 
omg rito nerf tanks! they build defense and just 1 shot me
FUUUUUUU
My boy you have just spotted a Transvayne! Jumps in 2x, 5 enemies 5x, blames meta, 2x transvayne, 2x. You have a just made a 40 point Vaynespotting! Very good!
Just saying, I'm 100% sure that Sej was expecting some kind of follow up. There's been many times when I tell my team I'm going to engage on ping, I ping then go in and they all run away or watch me die then run away.
I can understand if you were against the engage but saying something or pinging helps me read your mind.
Yeah if you are a tank and jump in 1v5 and die, no amount of itemization will save you.
That's not a real tank main, that's probably an assassin main
~ Tanks mains in a nutshell
Thats not true. When its annoying is when you are trying to set up an engage and the adc hits you with 3 aa because you are frontline and get half lived by it. Thats some bullshit. P.S. even with cinderhulk nerfs thats not how this game is right now I'm just saying thats not how a decent player tank main thinks.
I am an Amumu main (Amumu and Sej are basically the same person), and I don't do this. I engage, fight 3v1 for about 5-10 seconds, zone away their entire back line, and wait for my carries to kill that one god damn person that got past me. Seriously you'd think that people forgot how to play League when you see some of the crap I have to deal with on my back line XD
tbh I've literally never seen a single person ever say that about tanks since season 5 started. Also tank mains usually know how to play tanks and don't do that.
dives in 1v5 and dies
''omg I didn't get 3 kills wtf is this shit, LoL has really gone downhill #RIPFoN''
- Salty S2 metagolem abuser
Think about it though, Jungle Tanks had 4 items nerfed in once patch after continuous nerfs to individual champions themselves throughout the Tank meta.
Why would you say "~ Tanks mains in a nutshell"? Anyone who is a tank main would know that they can't go 1v5. They don't have the damage, they don't have that much mitigation, and they would know that they are more of a nuisance than a threat in team fights. Now, had you said: ~Crap players picking champs because they think they are OP", I might have upvoted you.
Fuck it, even though I like tanks being viable (they aren't that dominant currently), I'm going to +1 because humor
Lol, tanks trying to be Vayne now.
misses ult
"GG NO FOLLOW UP"
No offense but you are supposed to dive into the whole team and die... that's your whole purpose as tank.
Zac sees someone, slingshots in, gets melted 1v5 "omg wheres the team you guys cant do anything right". 2 in the base 1 dead and a nasus farming top
you dont ban vayne and she's picked immediately
I see nothing wrong with this statement... Everyone, even ap mids and adc's like to do it!
I'm joking obviously.