If all the tank changes go through I need a new moba to play

Akheilos·4/7/2017, 1:13:52 AM·1 votes·511 views

Please dear god league of tanks has gone on for too long I cant take it. Playing adc is like praying for 40 minutes that your team doesn't feed and that you don't come into contact with another champion, let alone a tank. If I had an inch on my dick for every time a 0/4 tank butt raped me in the ass I would have to wrap it around my leg. Riot, everyone who isn't a top laner will start installing dota if this happens. Maokai +Ashe =item 3070

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oSEXYPLATYPUSo4/7/2017, 1:27:13 AM3 votes

just fyi top 10 champs win % in top lane order from #1-#10

Pantheon Rengar Swain Sion Kayle Tryndamere Talon Darius Teemo Fizz

only 1 of those would be consider a tank and thats Sion

jungle 1-10 Ivern Shaco Pantheon MasterYi Skarner Warwick XinZhao Nunu Graves Evelynn

2 would be considered tanks Ivern Nunu

mid Fiddlesticks Zilean Fizz Annie Ahri Anivia Swain Kayle Katarina TwistedFate

no tanks

BOT Ziggs Twitch Lucian KogMaw MissFortune Jinx Draven Varus Caitlyn Vayne

no tanks

support

Blitzcrank Sona Janna Soraka Brand Trundle Zilean Fiddlesticks Lulu Nami

close would be blitz , he is more of a fighter then tank , same as trundle

so out of the top 10 win % of champs in all 5 roles we have 3 real "TANKS"

oSEXYPLATYPUSo4/7/2017, 1:17:44 AM1 votes

then uninstall now and go play dota

oSEXYPLATYPUSo4/7/2017, 1:29:47 AM1 votes

and as far as Maokai is concerned he is 49th in win rate top with a win % of 46.06% and a pick rate for 27th at 2.75%

Poppy has the 41st win rate top at 47.73% and pick rate of 2.77% for 26th

so the two big bad oppressive top lank tanks are well below 50% in win rate

Jorencice4/7/2017, 1:33:36 AM1 votes

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Please dear god league of tanks has gone on for too long I cant take it. Playing adc is like praying for 40 minutes that your team doesn't feed and that you don't come into contact with another champion, let alone a tank. If I had an inch on my dick for every time a 0/4 tank butt raped me in the ass I would have to wrap it around my leg. Riot, everyone who isn't a top laner will start installing dota if this happens. Maokai +Ashe =item 3070

I wouldn't recommend you play HoTS then.

Some of the tanks can last 5+ seconds with all 5 people attacking them.

Mordepool4/7/2017, 3:32:00 AM1 votes

The point is these won't be all the changes

xWaters4/7/2017, 3:46:47 AM1 votes

Bye