Thank You For Ivern Riot!

fatyboomboom·10/10/2016, 7:49:28 AM·6 votes·599 views

This isn't sarcasm. This is an honest thank you. Ivern reminds me so much of bard. All i heard when either came out was "oh great gg ff at 20" but it hasn't even been a whole week since Ivern came out and i just hopped into jg w/ that old bard know how and I've already got two solid S's under his belt (I seriously wish you could earn lvl 6 and 7 tokens before lvl 5).

I LAUGH AT ALL YOU NAY SAYERS OF IVERN XD. HIS GOOFY KIT SEEMED WORTHLESS UNTIL YOU GOT A TEAM SIEGING YOUR TOWER BEHIND A WALL OF BRUSH YOU CANT SEE THROUGH, OR THAT ENGAGING FIGHTER SLAMS INTO YOUR RANKS W/ A SHIELD THAT POPS WITH A SLOW, OR THAT CHANCE ROOT THAT CATCHES YOU AND ALL ENEMY MELEE ARE SUDDENLY CRAWLING ON YOUR BACK LAUGHING AS YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS AND BLOOD ARE SCATTERED ON THE GROUND

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

In all seriousness though, Ivern isn't smiling because hes friendly. Hes always smiling because he doesn't want to appear smug when your caught and can't escape and hes still smiling. Much the same reason bard is always so fat and delicious looking. Go ahead chase that bard you'll catch him eventually, that is if he doesn't lead you into his team.

I got off topic though. From the bottom of my heart, thank you riot for bringing me new ways to make odd situations that end in hilarious deaths.

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