Ladies and gentleman, have I a great offer for you!

Tired of getting constantly ganked all the time? Does the map feel too oppressive and feeling like the other team is everywhere at every time? Want to be able to keep tabs on everyone?

Well, have I got a deal for you! It's called a ward! This tiny miracle worker is only 75 gold, but can perform so many epic feats!

Are you constantly getting ganked out of nowhere and keep dying? Throw this baby into a nearby bush and they'll never take you by surprise again!

Jungler keeps trying to steal your camps? Pop it in your jungle and watch the unknowing fool try to wander in and get smashed by everyone closing in.

No clue if objectives are up or if the enemy team is trying to take it? Throw one down and you can see everything - including the opportunity to steal it from under their noses, you little sneak, you.

Having trouble with an , , or that you can never find even if you know they're close? For a only 25 gold extra, get a and suddenly, they can always run, but they can't hide!

And that's not all, we also have a special unlimited bundle for only 250 gold! That's right, order it now and you get a totem that generates wards. For free. Forever.

What's that? It's regenerating wards too slow? Then here's our deluxe package! The sightstone! It costs 400 gold and is bulkier, to be sure, but it also bulks you up and you get more wards each time you get to base! Wards! Wards for days! Years! FOREVER!

So don't wait! Put in your order and start warding today!

Disclaimer: Wards and their subsidiaries do not improve human intelligence or observation. Please use them responsibly.