I Lost My Promos (GONE SEXUAL) (GOT HURT) (2016***)
So I got into solo queue right. Since I was first pick, I was clearly entitled to pick whoever I wanted because I had swag by my side. I picked Jax and everybody started flaming me for no reason. It started getting really bad when a couple of them started hogging up my spot for jungle. They had no right to take my first call pick in jungle so I kept my smite and ran with my eggplant skin, it's literally a floating eggplant with a bamboo stick. So we all ran with 5 smite and 4 clarity and 1 flash which was on me because I know how to play this game.
The game starts and already my noob Twitch ends up feeding the enemy himself in a pot roast and he blamed me for his death. I told him that he looked like a pineapple because he obviously did in real life. Going out my way to carry the team because I'm so awesome, I went straight to midlane and destroyed the enemy Lissandra. The chat wasn't pretty because everybody was constantly blaming me while nobody else was doing what they were supposed to do, it was just pure cancer. Eventually tumors started to grow in my desktop which made it malfunction for several minutes which I couldn't get back on until 10 minutes later. When I got back on, already the team had 9999 barons, 999999 dragons and all of our towers except for nexus were gone. It turned out to be the same Twitch who fed the enemy which I saw his entire body laid out as a buffet stand while the cheap enemy Riven wouldn't stop feasting on.
So in conclusion, we lost and this is why Rito needs to change their system. The players clearly can't see their own flaws in not being able to get a grasp on any of the mechanics. Their own players rant way too much about stupid things instead of focusing on themselves on what they need to improve. And finally the ranked system is completely rigged, I guarantee you. Obviously it's what Rito is doing wrong and not the bronze players themselves. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
Btw, if any of you want to check out my stream, just pick a random direction and keep walking until you eventually fall off somewhere (totally not hell) and there you'll find me flashing my man tits on stream. $9999 dollars per donation chunk and I'll give you a sweaty shoutout.
