Notice me senpai (for the LOL[i]s)

: Shenpai notice me! :casting E Eye of the twilight: X-ray vision activated.

A joke about adcs is always worth a shot.

In a magical dimension far far away, there is a gypsy, with a passive of stealing gold, and is a gambler. He also likes to run away, and never dares to attack people without his gang of homies.

: So, Shen, I heard you are into Twilight. I am also a a dazzling shiny sucker with brown hair, and pale skin, wanna Blast a Wand together?

: Hey sweetie could you help me out, my tunnles are floded, and too tight? : casts ultimate

: An apple a day keeps the doctor away :casts ulti : I knew you would do that.

Blood moon : I am horny.

Raging kid: "k Sona muted," : ....

:knock knock : Who is there? :Knock : Knock who? :Knock up! an enemy has been slain : I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! an ally has ben slain

: Don't worry vlad I will mop you up.

The circle of life is full of feeders.