Another new champ I'm not going to play.

Cpt Chap Stick·3/9/2016, 12:25:12 PM·4 votes·731 views

I know the rito fanboiis are going to blow mind fuses, pull out their neck beards, and mash that down vote button till they break their mac keyboards, but i dont have any interest or desire to even try this new Pandora space dragon thing. Nope. Doesn't look like fun to me.

the last champ that they released that actually looked fun, was Zed

Kindred is ok. she has a fun mini-game passive. Though her ult doesn't really add anything to her but an 'oh shit' moment forgiveness. I find I have to use it like a bard ult.

Jhin COULD have been great, but his limitations are very limiting. and his ability explanations are like reading college essays. I feel like he was poorly designed and rushed, and over complicated.

RekSai is ok. but over played, and over rated. And being virtually pick/ban in LCS doesn't help.

Yasuo felt like this guy was intended to sweep zed under the rug like how microsoft used windows 7 to sweep away windows Vista, and how they are using windows 10 to hide the clusterfuk of windows 8. Only you messed that up because Zed was and is solid. Some one needs to be fried for this one. Blatant breaking of all Riot claimed to originally stand for when it came to champion kit creation, and design. infinite mobility, no counter play. very anti-fun to play against.

as for Illaoi Gnar Ekko Bard (and what the actual lazy fuck is with this guys lore? you couldn't muster up the creativity to get more than 1 lame paragraph?? bow your heads in shame!) Kalista I just pretend they dont exist.

TahmKench This fuck...this is just an embarrassment. Nothing appealing about this guy whatsoever. I dont care if he can solo everything and everyone on the map at the same time. Whoever decided a great champ design would be to create a fatfuck who licks his opponents and puts them in his mouth needs professional help.

Darius was great Lulu was good
Braum was another really good release. Azir was good too. and Velkoz is and has been pretty solid and highly UNDER rated.

but wtf is this new champion? just watching his game play is boring, anti-fun, and non-engaging. Just stand in lane and watch your psychedelic state educing orbiting particle clustersfks float around pushing your lane for you and damaging your poor melee lane opponent.

and not too mention a lane wide galio Q + E with 550 move speed coming at you from the entire other side of the map right alongside the champion.

Seriously. start listening to your players. There have been player made skins and champion designs on these forums that make this hippy space lizard look like something drawn with crayons by a kid eating glue.

18 Comments

Ryot Spooky3/9/2016, 12:43:49 PM5 votes

I lost myself and did not even care about it at all with the consistency of fucks I read. If youre mad just go to sleep, simple as that.

Void Nargacuga3/9/2016, 1:20:22 PM4 votes

What you find fun is probably not the same as what another player would consider fun. So there is that.

Zero Skill Tank3/9/2016, 12:35:46 PM2 votes

rito fanboiis are going to blow mind fuses, pull out their neck beards, and mash that down vote button till they break their mac keyboards

Why only douchebags play Zed? His lore about killing someone else's father make's you guys feel better about daddy issues?

C0ffin3/9/2016, 1:56:07 PM2 votes

I like how he's lvl 8.

darkmatchwaldo3/9/2016, 4:20:08 PM2 votes

You seem like they type of guy to start spamming "GG GG GGG G GG GGG FF AT 20" when your team starts the game losing 2-10.

disregardable3/9/2016, 12:30:04 PM2 votes

Of all the champions in that post Zed is the least fun to me. Some people like consistency.

ModWulf Helhammer3/9/2016, 12:26:35 PM2 votes

Question: do you have PBE access?

legionnaire993/9/2016, 2:38:03 PM1 votes

Azir was a good even with all the 1000th of bugs he had?