The story of a Legendary Master Yi

Today, began the story of legendary Master Yi called [name censored]. As he entered champion select, he continued to instantly lock Master Yi as his preferred champion, even though he had not called any role. The only role which was open was adc, but he decided to play jungle, and not play by the rules. After a conversation with this intellectual individual, we could not come to an understanding. As the last few seconds of champion select ticked down, he tried to escape the room, that he had made it into his own jail. Unfortunately, the escape attempt was unsuccessful, and the depths of the Summoners Rift dragged him into the game, against his own will.

As the game began, our knight in shining armor (Master Yi), fearlessly walked into the red buff, and by all his might, smited the buff in front of our REAL jungler. As he had done that, he then proceeded to walk bot, hand by hand with the innocent victim, Bard, that was looking forward to our fun and entertaining game of League of legends, but was let down by The Legendary Master Yi, who had decided to follow his own path, and play by his own rules. Yi continued to show us the demons inside of him, until his time came. Bard looked at Yi with the eyes of total disappointment, but his spirit wasn't broken yet. He still had hope for the legendary Master Yi adc. We were still waiting for him to pop off, but when his team needed him the most, he disappeared.

At his last moments, he mumbled: "hf guys, now you can't remake" and he faded away. As his soul started fading away, we all heard a big voice talking to us saying: "A summoner has disconnected.". Because we knew and agreed upon that we cannot win without our legendary Master Yi adc, we continued to open our lanes, and leave the fate of the game upon our enemies hands.