ADAP Nasus Carry
http://gameinfo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/summoners/masteries/#1p-DB1pRq.3kn2VZxn0.0
3 Movement quints, 9 hybrid marks, 9 armor seals, 6 scaling cdr + 3 scaling ap glyphs

Are you ready to break the shit out of the meta? Then grab a nautilus, blitz, poppy, or thresh support and carry with Attack Damage Ability Power Nasus. Here's how it works: you farm your q. If the enemy support or carry shows their face, you kill them. One you get an item, the enemy team surrenders. True story.
How can you be sure this will work? Because when the dog is carrying, he rocks the rageblade while sustaining for days. Ever filled your life bar on a single swing before? You know you want to. Do iiiiiiit.
True.
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