I'm tired of solo/duo being so toxic.

I don't want to be with the fucking meta. Get that disgusting shit away from me.

Nor do I want champions that can't fucking fit roles. I'm not going Twitch jungle because Nightblue3 got a pentakill with it nor am I going to follow Brofresco 's fake ways.

I don't care about fucking damage. Fuck elder dragon, we can do baron as it's faster. Fuck getting kills, get the fucking nexus. Fuck pushing mid, let's push fucking top and make it a 5v1. Fuck camping bot, play like a bitch top and get the jungler fed.

And fuck every Teemo main. [Edit: And yes people, this is fucking satire.]