Riot Nerfing Server Spikes - A Short Story

________/////////////// ....................................................... ** Once upon a time.**

There was a league of legends server that was very popular and it had many friends. Millions came to visit it and they enjoyed the company of the proud castle called Serverius. But Serverius was lonely becouse it didnt have any siblings to communicate and relate with.People visiting him had to stand in queue ahem, lane, and patiently enter when he deemed them worthy, making him very busy deciding who can enter ,and who can not.

One day Serverius decided to take a maintenance(vacation) ,and kicked all its guests out ,but the guests couldnt wait to go back in ,they weren't offended in the slightest. Brick by brick, Serverius started feeling stressed out from all the visits ,and crashed ,fainted from time to time, making many not able to show appreciation towards its merits and enjoy the party.

People started wondering why are they being interrupted in most dire of moments ,and Serverius kept silent about its loneliness, making the situation escalate from sheer fun towards separation and disconnection.

It was in most distant of moments that Serverius seemed ok, but was really not, pushed to its limits it crumbled ,ever wondering ,why it was doomed to a life of solitude and such hardships the castle collapsed and burried everyone, who in despair ,could only hope, they will not be blamed for overcrowding its halls.

Riot ,fix your **** castle! Or at least remove the reconnection window and swap it with something beautifull, so that we can feel better when the game kicks us.

The End