All the random shit you have heard post here(in game or on forum)

A lovely post game conversation...

Salty enemy: instead of talking all your %%%% Salty enemy: why dont you go over and suck Rumbles %%%% Salty enemy’s teammate #2: He's not even here lol Salty enemy: you %%%%%%% %%%%%% Salty enemy’s teammate #2: lmao Salty enemy’s teammate #1: New Pool Party Ziggs skin Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Dead Gopher skin Salty enemy: ive had that for like a year Teammate #1: god lol Salty enemy’s teammate #1: It just lays dead by the pool and does nothing Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Just like ARAM Teammate #1: whyd you have to involve me Salty enemy: yea like soraka Salty enemy’s teammate #2: lol, ok Salty enemy’s teammate #1: She's worth 3 of you Salty enemy: is she Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Because she doesn't sit back at health packs for 20 minutes doing %%%% all. Salty enemy: did she realize she had an E Salty enemy: i dont think so Salty enemy: i just got dove Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Realise she had an E? Salty enemy: bc we had no tank Salty enemy’s teammate #1: You didn't land one E during the whole %%%%%%% match. Salty enemy’s teammate #1: And it's an AOE. Salty enemy: did you ever see her E? Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Uh, you blind? Salty enemy: she didnt Teammate #1: i did Salty enemy: 29/45 kills as soraka Teammate #1: xD Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Yeah, you're blind Salty enemy: is pitiful Teammate #1: she e'd me Teammate #1: alot Salty enemy: all she has to do is heal Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Pitiful is your Ziggs attempt in ARAM. Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Bonafide top tier champion like Ziggs. Salty enemy’s teammate #1: And you played it like Wood Tier trash. Salty enemy: lol Salty enemy’s teammate #1: You %%%%%%% gimp. Salty enemy: keep going Teammate #1: man Teammate #1: so much pent up salt Salty enemy: i mean if he's gonna talk %%%% Salty enemy’s teammate #1: I don't mind losing, but if you're level 30, have a %%%%%%% clue. Salty enemy: dont die 15x Salty enemy: 15x death Teammate #1: knock that salt shaker over and call it bad luck man Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Have. A %%%%%%%. Clue. How to do simple things, like "Use a skill",. Salty enemy: 15x death Me: this is entertaining, i have to say Teammate #1: it is xD Salty enemy’s teammate #1: You're 4-11 you gormless %%%%%%%. Salty enemy: he thinks he's good Teammate #1: i had 12 deaths Salty enemy: should we look him up Teammate #1: xD Salty enemy’s teammate #2: He did better than you. My sister: im laughing right now My sister: so much salt Salty enemy: lets look him up Salty enemy’s teammate #1: You're not even good enough to be 7-11. Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Silver IV bud - and I played like Silver IV. Salty enemy’s teammate #2: He'd be the knock-off 6-12 Teammate #1: lol im bronze like 2 i think Salty enemy: ok silver 4...less than 50% win rate Teammate #1: whats your pointy Salty enemy’s teammate #1: On the other hand, Wood Tier Hero, you played like a dead gopher lumped at the end of a pool. My sister: im bronze 4 Salty enemy: theGoblin is his %%%%%%%%%% My sister: for reference i think Salty enemy: they duo all the time Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Literally, I would rather have had an AFK than this Ziggs. Salty enemy’s teammate #1: At least an AFK wouldn't die. Salty enemy: you died 15x Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Take health packs from important teammates. Salty enemy: 15 Teammate #1: he also carried himself more than you Salty enemy’s teammate #1: And generally be a waste of %%%%%%% Oxygen for 20 minutes. Teammate #1: your k/d/a ratio was way off Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Oh yeah, we duo all the time. It's nice to be married to someone you can play with. Salty enemy: how? bc fizz can engage Salty enemy: and i have to take the consequences Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Salty af lol Salty enemy’s teammate #1: What %%%%%%% consequences? Teammate #1: 12/15/15 is what about a .98 kda Salty enemy: of him just going ham every time Teammate #1: 4/11/17 is like a .5 Salty enemy’s teammate #1: There aren't any consequences if you're inconsequential the entire match. Salty enemy’s teammate #1: If you died doing something good, like landing a Q or ult, I'd not be pissed. Salty enemy: you must do this often Salty enemy’s teammate #1: But you were genuinely trash. Salty enemy: i guarantee you even have a negative win rate in aram Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Dude, did your life depend on this match or are you always a little %%%%% like this? Me: I just realized I did better as assassin Janna then half of the people in the game. Salty enemy: are you both sitting here still? Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Are you? Me: its entertaining My sister: yes Salty enemy: so Teammate #1: even better than talon xD Salty enemy: then why call me out My sister: so entertaining Me: im not giving this up Teammate #1: very entertaining ill give fuel Teammate #1: all the fuel you need Salty enemy’s teammate #1: We played with Pel and Ballad last game. Salty enemy: TheGoblin and Detective are a negative win rate duo Salty enemy: who were clearly trash Salty enemy: and are calling me out Salty enemy’s teammate #1: I'd trade this Ziggs every game for a %%%%%%% rock. Salty enemy: good one Salty enemy’s teammate #1: At least the enemy can trip on a rock and hurt themselves. Me: Soraka did fine Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Or I can pick up a rock and throw it. My sister: we didnt have any problems with them My sister: they were actually great teammates Salty enemy’s teammate #1: But watching this %%%%%%% autistic mouse try and land a Q was painful. Salty enemy: ok so fizz went too ham every fight Me: we won the last game Teammate #1: aka Salty enemy: and as a result...bc we had no tank you just dove us Teammate #1: what fizz does Salty enemy’s teammate #2: You have to be a real %%%%%%% to get me started Salty enemy: every time Salty enemy’s teammate #1: No joke. Salty enemy’s teammate #1: I'm the %%%%, not my wife. Salty enemy: agreed Me: Shall we bring up the KDA's too? Salty enemy’s teammate #1: But if she's calling you out as an %%%%%%%%, you must be a real %%%%%%%%%. Teammate #1: xD Teammate #1: well Teammate #1: i had my fill Salty enemy: you and your wife probably are +500 pounds Teammate #1: gg Salty enemy’s teammate #2: MOAR Teammate #1: to anyone that thinks it was a good game Teammate #1: xD Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Salty enemy. Salty enemy’s teammate #1: More like Schick. Me: This was a wonderful game Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Cut your %%%%%%% neck./ Salty enemy’s teammate #1: You gimp. Me: just not for them Salty enemy: copy/pasted Salty enemy: emailing riot Salty enemy: gg Teammate #1 left the lobby Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Here's the email: Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Oh noes Salty enemy’s teammate #1: [email protected] Me: why email, when you can REPORT Salty enemy: ill do both Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Dumb %%%% probably already reported. Salty enemy: %%%% these guys lol Salty enemy’s teammate #2: YAY! Me: it does exactly the same thing, only someone might look at it Salty enemy’s teammate #1: YAY! Salty enemy: ehhhhhhh i know people at riot Me: probebly not though Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Yeah right. Salty enemy: i live next door to riot Salty enemy: but ok Salty enemy’s teammate #1: I bet your dad's in the "Hell's Angles" too. Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Oh cool! You know people! Me: Which one? Salty enemy: which one? Salty enemy: there is no which one Me: which one Salty enemy: the riot HQ is in LA, where i live next door Salty enemy’s teammate #1: This guy lives next door to plumbing, because he's in a %%%%%%% basement. Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Right. Salty enemy: :) Salty enemy: you played yourself Me: there are multiple riot regional quarters too! Salty enemy: when keeping it real goes wrong Salty enemy’s teammate #2: lmao Salty enemy: i just told you were i live Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Keeping it real dumb, in your case. Salty enemy’s teammate #2: This is keeping it real to you? My sister: im sitting here watching the scroller get smaller because i have nothing better to do with my life Salty enemy’s teammate #1: lol Me: And Im helping% Me: %not really Salty enemy: i appreciate it Salty enemy: these two Me: As do i Salty enemy: slit my neck? Salty enemy: wow Me: Its fun buring things down Salty enemy: is that how low you will go? Salty enemy’s teammate #1: I'm going to call you Love Salty enemy (it was a pun, but I had to change the names) from now on. My sister: i love that song Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Because I live in the hope that a B52 will come crashing into your basement. Salty enemy: slit my neck? Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Somebody is triggered. Salty enemy: care to comment? Me: comment My sister: that was a while ago, keep with the times Me: Right Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Why don't you screenshot this conversation and put it into your special email you're going to print out and deliver personally to your next-door neighbours, the Riot admins? Salty enemy: come on....dont tell somebody to kill themselves and have nothing to back it up with Salty enemy’s teammate #2: But did he specifically say to %%%%%%%%%%%%%? Salty enemy’s teammate #2: Nope Salty enemy: yes Salty enemy: slit your neck Salty enemy’s teammate #2: He didn't say slit Salty enemy: that is exactly what he sais Me: In what pattern? Me: I NEED TO KNOW Salty enemy’s teammate #1: I don't think there is a pattern to this Ziggs. Salty enemy’s teammate #2: He didn't say slit, or to %%%%%%%%%%%%%. So your claim is invalid. Salty enemy’s teammate #2: ^_^ Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Unless unavoidable failure is considered a pattern. Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Maybe a lifelong pattern in his case. Salty enemy: oh he said cut your neck Salty enemy’s teammate #1: OH. Salty enemy: big difference Me: Maybe a reaccuring nighmare of epic porportions? Me: Would that suffice? Salty enemy’s teammate #1: Maybe you need to edit that out in your special re-printed Report Card you'll personally hand to Riot's admins. Salty enemy: nah Salty enemy: i got it