Story Time: A Man and His Talon

Patient: Wh-where am I? Doctor: You've been in a coma for five months. You got hit by a car, and your entire family is dead. Patient: Oh. Shit. Well, as long as my favourite gorilla from Cincinnati Zoo is still alive, Doctor: He's dead, too. Patient: Oh... Well, as long as I can go back home and play some Full Crit Talon, Doctor: They took the crit chance off the Trinity Force, and Talon's getting a rework. Patient: ... Doctor: And, you're out of refunds.