About our Lord and Savior Teemo. (this is 100% for fun , boosted animals.)

So.. i was thinking it for a while, Why don't we make our Lord and Savior Teemo AKA punisher of the rift AKA instant death by Q , 100% immortal? i mean you choose teemo (wise choice) you enter the rift, you already have full build, 1.000.000 gold and a rolls royce to go top like a boss... if an enemy attack you, you instantly get a pentakill . and it would be ever better, when you enter the rift, you instantly win. #KAPPA.