Season 8 SoloQueue

In season 8, from start to finish (progressively worse) felt like the weakest player had the most influence in the game. I've lost count on how many games i've played and the worst player just refused to play all game, while 4 other guys playing with 1 less person in their team for 40 minutes, that one guy will spam /ff all game, complaining all game long about something that happpened 57 games back and tilted him. If you get that guy in your team (50-50 chance) you will lose 95% of the time. If you have him in the oposing team, you'll win 95% of the time. Either case, not a fun experience.

DISSCLAIMER No matter how league becomes, good players will always climb, and bad players wont ever climb until they become good players. That said, i'd like to rant about everything that i despise to the core of my being when i play league of legends.

It really feels like i'm at the mercy of the stupidest person of the game. Even if everyone in the team has 30 kills, that one guy is capable of losing the game, cus riot just refuses to give power to the best player of the game, and it gives it to the worst player.

TANKS The damage is way too damn high, i'm playing a tank and it doesnt feel like i'm playing like a tank, i deal way too much damage in the early-mid game, and i die way to easy in the late game, its like i'm playing a weird assasin. Every single tank has some sort of max health % scaling except for skarner and nautilus for some reason, and even if i am vs 5 ad champions it doesnt matter cus 30% of their damage is true damage (infinity and conqueror, how genius) , and all the other items they build have some sort of armor penetration (lethality/lord dominic's regards/black cleaver) so even if i have 600 armor as malphite, i'm not a fucking tank, cus after we calculate armor penetration, it goes down to 130, and I, that i made a smart desecion picking malphite into 5 ad champions (yeah lets make a 800 health execute, and since everybody loves that mechanic mr pyke, lets make another one on urgot, balance team iq 200 average) . The tanks deal way too much damage, and they also receive way too much damage.

BOT LANE As i said before, the stupid player has the highest influence in the game, and that gets proggresively worse, and the lane that that's the most obvius is bot lane, it doesnt matter how good the adc is, it's all the autofilled first time lux's support first item mejai 0-11 gameplay that's gonna matter the most, and then guess what, the enemy jungler is going to see that he can get kills bot, and the adc will die too and then suddenly, you got a diamond player struggling in gold, not because he is bad, but because he is at the mercy of the retard, and look at that, the enemy rengar is here again, meanwhile my boosted jungler died again at the raptors cus he wanted to farm them as lee sin for the godlike late game spike lee sin has. When that happens to my oponents, i feel lucky, i dont feel like i'm a good player.
Every game its a coinflip, who will have the scumfuck that's going to lose the game on his own after 40 minutes because he wanted to get Vel'koz support and say to himself "i'll carry this stupid fuck, my stupid team is gonna feed again, but i'll carry them even though i'm a one trick pony malphite top and i have no idea how to hit skillshots. Hey how hard can it be?"

JUNGLE This is the absolute bottom of league of legends. It doesnt get any worse than this. My ganks literaly feel like i'm not doing anything. If somebody is stupid enough to lose the lane without a gank, it doesnt matter how many times i go to his lane, he will still lose it. Kills give absolutely no xp, and i have to give the kill to the scum of the earth cus i'm playing a fucking tank, so i'm not even getting gold. I cant undestand how we went from "Better jungler wins" to "Jungler might as well go afk, it wont change anything" in half a season. The scuttlecrab is the worst of the worst ideas riot ever had, cus i have to count on my mid lane to help me, and he cant outpush zed as ahri. ENEMY ZED WILL COME, ALLY AHRI WILL NOT COME, and that will count in every game, cus scuttlecrab is important in every game, and guess what, even though you are making the right desicion "hey, i'm xin, he is kayn , if my ahri follows, we can even get a double kill" however, the piece of shit will not come. he will stay mid and he will miss his cs. And now i'm dead, and now the enemy top is in my jungle as well, and gangplank is farming top. Great, bot lane has the 0-11 velkoz support, mid lane is stupid, top lane is negative priority, and i am 0-2 while enemy jungler is 3-0. Can it get any worse? oh great, pyke came and 1v1'd me, doesnt matter, we got late game, they are 5 ad. OOOOH i forgot. Conqueror and infinity, that's 30% true damage so we dont even have late game. oh well i guess i can still try even though i'm 2 levels behind the enemy jungler. Oh he just got infernal which got buffed by the way. Hey team, i'm coming for a gank, lets not fuck this up ,aaaand you retreated as soon as i engaged even though enemy jungler is farming on pluto ,and now i'm dead again. God damn it ahri if only you have followed.

BALANCE TEAM Fire them. all of them, fire them all. every single one of them just fire them without a single exception.

Galio: "we want to make him tankier by lowering base damage and by upping ap ratios on ALL OF HIS ABILITIES." now, i understand making mistakes and not always achieving what you want to achieve, but when you are 180 degrees off, you are either retarded and you have no idea what you are doing there, like, how can you fuck up so tremendusly, or you are a serial killer and you think cus once upon a time on serialkillerland tried one and only one build on a champion and you thought "hey i like that, and since i like that, everybody else will like that, and i am 100% confident that they'll find that one build that i like and nobody will change it". Either way, you do not belong in the balance team of a multimillion dolar company.

Aatrox: champion was removed and another champion with the same name was put in his place, hey you know what? might as well make him OVERFUCKINGPOWERED FOR ANOTHER 6 MONTHS! i'll build brumble vest to counter his healing. hey he is still healing. hey i'm applying grevius wounds why is he still healing? oh yeah i know cus he is dealing so much damage that even if it was 110% healing reduction he would still be healing. genius, absolutely genius.

Irelia: "we want to reduce her mobility, so we are taking 5 WHOLE POINTS OF MOVEMENT SPEED away from her" , yeah guys, i dont know if you noticed, but some irelias wouldnt buy shoes up till minute 25. the reason irelia is so fucking annoying is cus i cant even click on her when she is dashing on 150 minions stacking her passive and suddenly she has physical damage, magic damage, true damage, stun, damage reduction, and aoe damage reduction.

Akali:

Secret toplane champion: hey you know what? i bet you cant make a champion that even if he has 0-15 , in the late game he will still be a demon. yeah dont even give him a weapon, a lantern will do.

Yasuo: hitting a morgana binding or a blitz grab hook always gives me a tiny tiny orgasm at the center of my soul. when i'm about to hit the SKILLshot and i see a yasuo wall, i get an aneurism

Vayne: oh so you like ornn and rammus huh? %max health true damage invisibility displacement decent mobility champion. what a lovely combination against immobile champions

Thresh: "hey yo that guy is a dumbass and he is out of possition lets beat his ass up and then we can finish the ga----- yeah nevermind thresh threw a lantern"

Polymorpth: i dont even need other spells

LeBlanc: can we make that w only castable when there's an even amount of champions in leblanc's field of view? or some ridiculus requirement for that fucking w to be cast? i really hate this champion i cant gank her ,i CANT fucking gank that champion its a waste of time and resources, and her kit allows her to kill easily.

AD Carries (again):Patch 8.11 made the AD Carries better against tanks in the late game, and worse against everybody else. Why would they do that? Did the ad carries really have that much trouble against zac? yeah , every ad carry has trouble against a fed zed, yasuo, leblanc, talon,... what you say? yeah lets make them deal less damage but make some of that true damage so that they can deal better with the tanks. oh yasuo is dealing almost 50% of his damage as true damage? ok lets nerf ad carries even more.

and a little bit of season 9...

RUNES Dark harvest: OOOOOH YES lets not forget, how about we boost every single burst champion in the game? oh and all poke champions? yeah how about that? yeah we did it league of legends community, try to wrap your heads around that fact, we made every burst champion that you so much have grown to fucking despise (akali irelia leblanc ryze jayce jarvan ect) a better champion.lets make dark harvest the abomination that it is today :D that will be fun.

In the end, i know, good players wil climb, bad players wont climb, but that is not the problem here, the problem is that the game is proggresively focusing more on pro play, while completely ignoring soloqueue. Hey, guys, Riot games , we are here, we are playing the game and pretty please, give a fuck about us, even just one, just one little fuck, not two, not three, just one. How long have we been complaining about some insane inbalances and none have been fixed? -5 movement speed on irelia? -15 damage on akali's r? really now?