Fun things to do in blind pick

hello, my name is Demena and I've been playing this game for "HellifIknow" long and I have over 4k blind pick games played on league between my main and a couple smurf accounts. I've played with the intention to make friends and get better.. and I did.. but now most my friends are gone and my ping is always too high for me to care about actually winning. So now I just jump into blind pick and try to use champions in ways that they were in no way meant to be used for the sake of cheap luls

Here are some of the ideas and how they work (Although I don't care for ranked, I think it needs to be said that none of this stuff is effective and you'll probably get reported for doing it)

--Preliminary runes if you want to screw around with this stuff I strongly recommend that you make Full CDR per level/Full gold per5 rune pages for maximum effectiveness

--Preliminary Masteries Doesn't matter.. just make sure you take stormraiders. Stormraiders is a Mans keystone

--AP Support Rek'sai With many of the metabreaking/weird things being made completely useless in the game. full ap janna, ad malzahar, ap missfortune, etc. AP Rek'sai is one of the only semi-reliable playstyles that contradicts what the character is supposed to do.

Basically if you do this, you're going to want to take a gold/cdr runepage and rush for 45% cdr as fast as possible. At the beginning of the game you just sit around till level 2 and spam burrowed Q to safely get frostqueen gold. As you level Q more its cooldown becomes so low that multiple shots on the adc will make them severely low, but more importantly, extremely annoyed. If a fight breaks out while your Q is still very useless then your best bet for turning the tides of the fight are to get right under the adc and unburrow (The knockup is Huge and will leave them disabled for quite a long time) Pass or fail, the gold regen/constant frostqueen gold will keep your Q damage relevant against non-tanky champions. After you get a decent amount of cdr you can buy ludens echo to become a free poke monster against squishy targets ( If they are too tanky or have a lot of ways to deny your poke then you can use Rylai's crystal scepter instead to apply constant cc for your team instead).

That's about it.. get creative with the rest of the items and abuse the low cooldown on your E to always have escape tunnels ready in case someone gets particularly tired of your crap.

--Movespeed Kalista (one of my recent favorites) the Idea is exactly as it sounds

1. Pick Kalista
2. build movespeed I personally like to call this "WhatTahmShouldHaveBeen" Kalista. You start by picking Kalista into any lane (probably go support if you don't want to lose that badly) and Give your spear to either the champ with the highest cc or high damage assassin/bruiser. Rush voidgate because Kalista cs'ing without actual damage can be hell. After voidgate Build health heavy speed items, Deadmans/Righteous glory and finish it off with damage+speed items, Youmuu's, Draktharr, Phantom dancer, etc.

All this is good for is forcing teamfights in one of the most hilarious ways possible. Simply pick up your soulbound and act as though he is a nuke.. You want to drop him on the enemy team and get away as quickly as possible. The result is usually the enemy team going "CATCH THAT KALISTA!!!" while the friendly care package you dropped off either beats one of them to death or cc's all of them till more friends arrive

--Destiny Twisted Fate This one is more of a challenge that you give yourself while playing Twisted Fate AP Twisted Fate = Easy AD Twisted Fate = Challenging Destiny Twisted Fate = Eh, just hope you get lucky

Playing twisted fate with full attack speed can do quite a bit of damage and late game it can burst squishy targets in the duration of a single goldcard. To do this one, Simply play Twisted fate and build full attack speed but NEVER let your W cycle a single time.. meaning you use whatever the first card that comes up is This results in both sad moments and very lucky moments. When engaging you simply spam W and hope for a gold and if you get one you'll likely catch your opponent off guard due to the speed. After getting an easy cheesy stun you'll be able to toss your entire magic the gathering deck into your opponents head without any consent (don't forget to laugh while walking away). In the case that you draw a blue and die.. prepare to be promptly roasted by your own team.

--Movespeed support Quinn/Yi/Udyr I put these together because I generally build the same stuff but do different things with those items. What I do is pick one of these into support and get talisman of ascension, Deadmans plate and righteous glory The fun part is how they sync with there kits funny ways

*Sanic Quinn She just goes the fastest.. thanks to new R she goes Consistently faster than yi or anything in the game. add mobility boots into the mix and you turn into sanic Until you can achieve super speedy goodness you'll want to level Q and use it to keep the enemy adc handicapped as much as possible in all fights and The base damage of her skills+passive should be enough for you to be able to keep the adc safe and maybe even pick up a kill

*Running guy (Yi) Not the most useful of the 3 but there is a particular scenario that happens a lot while doing it that is fairly funny. Early on... Just Q and attack the adc and when you get too low, meditate and see what happens results may vary . once you have deadmans plate you can try to dash in at the speed of sound and apply enough slow to get a character caught out. There is not much to this one other than deadman slow and meditate baiting, but It can be okay sometimes

*Stundyr Absolutely the most satisfying of the 3 (Specially if you have his ultimate skin) Early on you just sorta sit around and hope nobody fights and in the case of a fight just try to bear stun or turtle tank

once you start getting the mad speed and health BE ANNOYING AS POSSIBLE Just charge in with bear and stun everyone in the area. Udyr is already incredibly fast and is fantastic at escaping nearly every scenario. It's all about spamming bear stun and annoying the opponents. The barrage of constant disables can be both funny and effective

I got a lot of other stuff I like to screw around with, but this is the main bunch. I would link some good matches to entice someone to mess around with this but my internet has been crap for like 4months straight so all my games have just been disconnect city and pinghell.

All of these things are usually completely ineffective and only work well like 35% of the time ..but when they do [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

What're your thoughts? What type of things do you guys play for quick keks?