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5.22 . . . .Wait what? Where am i?

Mon0mega·11/11/2015, 6:38:38 PM·5 votes·600 views

First off congratz on 8 years of hard work and success since your release Oct 27,2009 and reminding us to take care of our team M8's the Afk'ers the Feeders the Rager's And the looter and polluters.

Lets begin now so while at work my good friend >Bears< Calls me and lets me know that the new Marksman Updates are out. It took my by surprise that it came so damn soon, so he's telling me about all the new ability's for each individual champ as he's testing them in a custom game.

so I went home 6:30am curious about what be happening, now just one minor details I main support and my buddies has romantic feelings for TANKS! so I decide to head in to a match as my best champ Thresh . now 11mins in to the game going up against the new graves I start to notice this dude is lopping huge nugget's of my health and my partner in crimeJinx is doing horrid. long story short my adc afk's to return to her husband and kids In one piece while I continue to fight the hairy beast. -we lose the match . . . . :( so me thinking this must be the numbers game playing out so I play another and lose. then play one more with a Graves on our side this time and get this. the bottom lane was so Revolting, like OH MY GURD THATS DISCUSTING! we wreaked our lane So severely Miley Cyrus would be proud> moving on their Jinx afk'ed once more and even though we won the game it all felt so dirty, unfair & icky, like a dude leavening the restroom W/O Washing his hand>SICK!.

so I later play against Caitlyn and lose thenGraves and lose that too I have yet to face a Corki KogMaw and their buffed up pals but, My point is the I feel like some champions not gonna say who Koff koff graves KOFF are juuuust a bit unbalanced just some minor details here and ther-KOFF koff masterie-Koff need a tad bit more spit polishing. so my first impressions is . . . . not very good and here's why

  • the balance between IG adc's is off

  • masteries feel more restricted and less customizable,

  • Tanks are now made of butter

  • AP kiddos do peanut damage

  • locals serial killer Shauna is still at large

  • Mobile-Luminati mansta doesn't feel too involved in game, >seriously never even noticed it<

  • If Graves needs to reload how come Caitlyn orMissFortune dosent, PS give the man his smokes

  • where does Nidalee hide her spears

  • what does the fox say? (don't you trust me?) -Im really trying to Riot-

yeah I just wanted to put in my two cents, thanks for taking a gander at my thoughts my good friends peace too you.

BTW Riot I Seem to have misplaced my{{summoner:2}} summoner 13 item 3023 if you find them pls return them to us, thanks buds. with much love -MONO<3

3 Comments

PaulbertsDawae11/13/2015, 8:26:35 AM2 votes

I just supported a Kog Maw and help that thing get feed to the point of I as the support wanted to afk for creating this monster. Because that attack speed and build is the same expect no triforce, and he spits like a dude jacking off to hardcore lesbian porn/ I think I made my case clear, balance the dam monster immediately

Nivloc11/11/2015, 7:04:11 PM1 votes

You should be expecting balance problems with a change this big. They'll fix it in time. Masteries can use polishing but I like the direction--sure there were more options before, but now there are more meaningful options. Before if you were AP you took all the AP masteries in the damage tree. More small parts, but they were already set in stone.