How to Make it to Diamond - A Pro's Guide
INTRODUCTION
Whenever you lose, all you have to do is complain to Riot about how bad your teammates are and they magically grant you elo because they obviously recognize your amazing skill. Take it from all the top players, there is not one pro player who hadn't tried this technique out.
At some point this becomes an art just much as trying to impress your piers with your mad Yasuo skills you totally have.
The first part to artfully complain to Riot is to completely ignore everything you could of done yourself.
Did you lose that mid-game teamfight? Just blame the Jungler(In an artful way of course. Don't forget to use eloquent speech to make it look like you know what you're talking about)
Is the enemy team playing a champion that requires one less button to press than yours? They're obviously doing better just because they're playing a "no-skill" champion.
Here an example of what you can say:
"Dear Riot,
It is with greatest frustration that the ranking system pays no heed to my magnificent and awe inspiring Yasuo craftsmanship. I demand that you review my past matches under great scrutiny and see with unblemished clarity that it is no fault of my own but instead my inadequate teammates who don't deserve my state of the art skills.
Sincerely, xXYasuoMidORFeedYOLOSWAG[nofilter][prosonly][gonewrong][gonesexual][somanytags][plsstop][insertunoriginalmemehere]Xx"
Good luck summoner and start climbing!
