The thing about Bard
So people have been saying that Bard is a permaban, not because he's OP, but because practically nobody can play him.
This is not strictly true. The reason you should ban Bard isn't because he has a very high skillcap. It's because he has two skillcaps. In order for someone to play him and not fall flat on their face, they need to be good with him. And then their team needs to be good at using him correctly. You can make the magic golden portal to Wonka-land or Hell or wherever, you can slap down more health packs than there are in Left 4 Dead, you can freeze the entire enemy team, but if nobody capitalizes on your brilliant play, your potential is wasted and your team gets killed.
Bard's a raw force multiplier. He has practically no power on his own. The chances of you finding both someone good with Bard and a team who knows how to use him is lower than Mitt Romney's chances of ever becoming president (sorry, Mitt, it just ain't happening), so just ban the dude before some moron decides to figure out how to play what's probably League's hardest champion in the middle of your ranked game.
and upgrade it to righteous glory so that when you engage with your team, you ENGAGE. (seriously I nominate bard to get a starfleet captain skin)