Can't beat um join um

I'm sick and tired of losing to Kelpetomancy (or Kleptoc*nt as I've started calling it) Ezreal. So I'm just going to start playing it, because it's about time everyone else got a taste of their own medicine. Call me a meta whore whatever, I don't care. I want to win games and this is the only way how apparently. Goodbye Jhin, we've had some great times together, but unfortunately Ezreal is just you but better. I mean how can you compete with a character that has 3 items by the time you finish one, sad answer is you just can't. And I'm already aware that Riot has no plans of nerfing him, so that's even better for me, I guess. It's about time I got some victories under my belt botlane again, but the cost is pretty steep. Goodbye botlaners with cool lore, abilities, and personalities. Hello, winbot Ezreal. I think winbot is the best term for Ezreal right now, a character that has only one function, winning games, not doing in a flashy manner, or with any shred of personality or fun in his kit, he just sits there and wins games. See you on the rift.