Today I've had the worst time I've ever had in a video game
I'm not even kidding. I played Caitlyn with Teemo support against Ziggs and Ezreal botlane. I'm usually jungler so I'm not a good adc but still. I don't know what I could have done better. There was litteraly something flying to me every 3 seconds. Even if I had a script to dodge everything perfectly I'd have been spending so much time doing this that I'd have been 50 cs late anyway.
You can't engage, you can't farm, you can't poke, all you can do is suffer until you leave the laning phase so far behind that you'll need 15 minutes of lane shoving to come back.