What is this match making? CONSPIRACY.

I would really appreciate it if Riot could match teammates with similar teammates, it's almost always a landslide in gold. I used to be plat 3 and dropped from decay after not playing for a while and when i dropped to gold I never again, had teammates that were similar on both teams. I know you might say "you just have to carry your way through it" but seriously a 1v5 is ridiculous. What happened to being paired with people of equal skill? Idc if anyone replies to this I just want to vent at Riot for constantly giving me people who play like they're bronze in gold. I think there's a conspiracy ... the more you get reported the more Riot tries to pair you with bads. Anyone else feel the same? I swear it's true.