My story about Dynamic Q

Hello fellow readers today i will reveal what i call my story about Dynamic Q. Before the coming of the dark age known as dynamic Q i was a solo adventurer going into the depths of elo hell and trying to climb out, i made a pact of justice, honor and something else (i forgot what) that i will never blame my team or flame them, and with these things in mind i climbed till Platinum 3.

But one day, when the sun stopped shining and the flying bananas stopped flying, Dynamic Que appeared and with it a new enemy have come, far worst than afker's, far worst than trollers and far worst then flamers, the name of this new threat was called... a boosted animal.

During these dark days i have tried to remain a solo player and keep myself from the temptations of being a boosted animal like the many more before me. I have saw my friends slowly turning into boosted orangutan's but i have not lost my faith yet, i believed in Riot's decision of bringing Solo Q back but they said NO!. And in that moment my friends, i felt a cold breeze behind my back, i knew it was all over, an era of sadness and desperation was upon us. As i sit on my chair and stare at Elise's boobs i notice a small shiny light. Was this the light at the end of the tunnel? Was this the solution that might bring back SoloQ back? Sadly no it was just my neighbor with her lantern that almost caught me jerking off.

Anyway, i decided to play 1 game and in there i met a person, a wise person i must say. He told me that in order to beat a boosted animal i must become one. "Elo is just a inconvenience now nothing more, we are all boosted animals" , those were his last words before going afk. He was right i thought to myself, but i didn't wanted to be a boosted ape, after all i enjoyed taking showers and not using the emote "xD" every 3 sentences. I was not like them. As a last ditch of effort and resistance against boosted animals, i made a smurf and got it to silver, it was there where the most animals would get boosted, it was there where i would stop them. I lock in Zed and with a tear in my eye i go to war.