MORDE ES OP

So, I was playing a game with two of my best buds, right... We were doing some weird shit bot lane (one of them was playing ).

Naturally, when doing weird shit, we feed horribly but have the best of fun. In this case, we fed our .

We noticed that (when killed with morde's ult) had Stupidly long attack range (she had firecannon) and stupid attack damage. She had ~182 AD... but was dealing ~672 without crits.

Why does this happen, and why Es Morde Op?