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Mortal Kombat says Hello

III BAKURYU III ·8/15/2019, 4:39:19 AM·2 votes·2,143 views

Remember ever playing a fighting game(Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Bloody Roar, etc) with your siblings? Remember when they or you would literally just punch such into a corner over and over and over again and there was nothing they or you could do about it? You would just keep pressing the X button while you ate a sandwich, took a drink of water, etc. Or, connect with 1 combo and their HP went from full to like 25%?

Yeah, well this is pretty much League of Legends in summary.

Nothing about this game closely resembles what it was when it first came out, or 4 years ago. You know.... when it was actually GOOD and not tailored made for either A.) Call of Duty 5 year old kids and/or B.) For 15 year old Asian girls/girls in general.

Lane phase - Gone

Sustain - Gone

Back in the day towers were actual towers and not toilet paper rolls that s$it out $ for every auto.

Games felt earned when you won or even lost because some games would go 50+ mins long. Now, League is a game you can damn near play on you phone while taking a s$it.

Every champion these days has these year long CC AND also 1 click burst abilities. The amount of CC in this game these days makes it close to impossible to escape and even if you DO escape by the hair on your nuggs......1 click ability.

Hell even watching "PROS" play isn't fun anymore. Remember when it took more than 1 auto attack to kill someone? Well, back in those days watching pros play was exciting because "outplays' could actually happen. Watch the "FAKER what was that clip"

Now watch any "outplay" today..........it's pretty much this ( X champion lands their 9 year on a 5 sec cooldown stun) WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAKANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GASMS

As much deaths/kills are in each game you would think Riot would lower the death timers........but that would make sense. You would think Riot would have kept the bans for Arams so it's not the same champions each game(We all know which champions I"m talking about) but that would make sense, again. Like, what is Rito doing these days? Are they still farting in faces or flicking ball sacks?

Now, all you literally can only do is group mid and have a good ole' NA clown fiesta AKA fight, fight, fight AKA LEAGUE OF MORTAL KOMBAT LEGENDS

I can go on

  • P.S I was Silver 2 back in Season 6 so you don't have to waste your time looking up my ranked history. Just go ahead and do the "Get gud", "NaCL" jokes.

13 Comments

MrHaZeYo8/15/2019, 5:03:11 AM2 votes

The problem is which season was good is subjective. I enjoy tank Metas, or rather more strategic metas where there is a front to back teamfight and not 5 assassins running around.

I really don't know if damage is actually the issue and long CCs has been a thing for as long as I've played, it's not like Lux, Ahri, Syndra, Sona, Sion, Shen, Morg, Thresh, etc where released yesterday. The issue is that why play tanks when they get dumpstered in lane, why play a immobile mage/AD when mobility is in a over abundance. Why play a Enchanter/tress when old mid lane mages have been pressed bot/now have the gold from all the support items being buff over the years to make supports more resourceful.

Eitherway, we all have Metas we enjoy more then others, and yes IMO this "damage" meta has gone on for far to long, but even if it was a different meta, people would still bitch and moan. Season 4 and 5 although great weren't all as good as we remember with our rose tint glasses.

KFCeytron8/15/2019, 4:51:30 AM1 votes

I once played a wrestling game on N64 at a friend's birthday party, and my opponent literally just kept spamming the basic punch, over and over again. It has a stun, and the CD is lower than the stun duration. After trying every button combination I could to no avail, I eventually put down the controller and walked away. The guy kept spamming punch. He might still be hitting that button and cackling maniacally to this day, 20 years later.

Also, Heihachi in SC2 for PS2 can do the same thing.

overpoweredscrub8/15/2019, 8:00:30 AM1 votes

GET OVER HERE!

MuminsAreGreat8/15/2019, 8:42:44 AM1 votes

Riot oh Riot your time and money sucking scum of a being. We want LoL not one shotting deathmatch BS!!!