Bans

Boomerangbro·8/22/2015, 3:19:53 AM·1 votes·504 views

What bans do I see every game? Every single game. Every day. For the past month..... XinZhao Shyvana Kayle Diana .. Every single game I see these.

What bans do I see now? Shyvana XinZhao Kayle Garen Skarner Diana.

WOW THAT DIVERSITY! 3 SATED DEVOURER USERS AND 5 OF THEM JUNGLERS! And what's that? THEY'RE ALL FIGHTERS!

Good job! You figured it out. Bruisers are the new "IN". You either pick these fighters, or you have a hard time winning.

Xin Zhao is the point and click failure of a champion. Able to shred through your armor by using simple point and click maneuvers. You're an immobile champ or want to flash over that wall? Well, Xin has got it covered! He simply clicks on you and dashes right into you. He then uses two basics with the help of devourer to completely remove your armor and knock you up, all while sustaining massive amounts due to on hit health regen, and guess what, youre dead!

Shyvana is a must ban in today's games. The 1v5 master. Able to take on your whole team while remaining tanky as ****. If she gets sated it's gg for you. She has been banned in the past 20 of my games. You can't duel her. You can't have enough CC to keep her down. You can't run from her. You can't out-clear her. You can't out-damage her. You need every single one of your teammates to focus her, leaving the enemy adc to pull you apart. Focus the enemy adc, and Shyvana will destroy you in 2 seconds.

Kayle is no longer the champion you think about playing but aren't sure. Now, YOU ALWAYS WANT TO PLAY HER! Banned in almost every game, Kayle will shred through your team with ranged splash attacks that reduce your armor and resistances. Oh, and she can also do this while being invulnerable to damage, and can heal your carry and make them invulnerable as well. Reasons to pick Kayle: Is she open? Pick Kayle. Do you like to play Kayle? Doesn't matter, youre going to play her anyway.

Diana! Ah the first runeglaive jungler! Able to slam face-first into your carry and with a sheen proc from runeglaive and moonsilver blade, will proceed to finish them off with a 500 damage basic. Able to slow, displace and gain a shield that does damage to those who even think about dueling you, Diana will almost always come out on top.

Garen is the champ that everyone wants in top lane now. Did your carry just get a kill. Well that sucks for them, because Garen is going to run in with 3500 hp sustaining through all your damage ult your carry for 900 true damage and walk out. Focus him? Sterek's Gage has got him covered! Now he is at 4000 hp and you just made it easier for him to kill everyone.

And Skarner. The unstoppable force that will always win at duels, has mapwide vision and has access to one of the biggest shields in game. He will tear through you, stun you, and ult you away into his team while taking just around 300 dmg. (getting hotfixed quick).

I blame all these bans on the fighter items and specifically item 3930. Cost efficient, Stat efficient, and can be sated by the 15 minute mark.

What is our motto?! "BAN ALL THE BRUISERS!".

This is not a QQ thread, just saying that I'm is sick of bruiser bans.

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