Riot's secret plan revealed

Guys, gals, everything in between and those whom identify as clydesdales, I think I've cracked the code.

The reason Riot has done literally NOTHING to address ANY of the issues that a major portion of the player base is disgusted with is...

They're planning some kind of massive cluster-fucking balance nuclear option:

• Remove/ replace runes with augments
• Lowering damage across the board
• Removing towers cause they're just treasure chests at this point
• Not releasing any new champs/ reworks for 6 months to work on actually balancing the fucking game
• Reworking the entire item pool at once
• Removing mana from the game entirely for resource-less/ energy
• Forcing positional matchmaking so that if you're g5 your lane opponent is also g5 (not im s1 and my lane opponent is plat but team MMR matches so omegalul GLHF)

I mean they HAVE to be conserving all of this energy for something right? I can't believe they've been this overwhelmingly useless and absent from their own game for an entire year without some kind of overarching purpose.

But lets be honest, they're probably just going to drop a big Corki nerf or something and call it quits until worlds 2019 is over.