Countering Teemo how not to be frustuated.

Hello everyone as you may noticed from my name I'm that 10 years old kiddo that fuck up your soloq so hello, how you doing? Just kidding cause I'm a good guy I'm going to give you a list of things you can do against thme.

First of all , fuck and alright good you don't need them all you need is to remember and I mean remember and always follow them like they are the 50 dollar building you trynna steal from the cafeteria of the guy who left it (( Nope totally random example nope I never did it, hell those starbuck coffees with that 50 dollar were good)) and just look at your clock, for the next 5 minutes don't approach the area

Shrooms in lane, if you see the teemo player placing a shroom in the lane that minnions walk try to stay behind the caster ones, possible the explosion won't take you.

Shrooms in river, the safest way to move from lane to lane, is to move where the scrubs or wtf they are called them little crabs are going anyways they will prox the shrooms and if the teemo player is clever enough he won't place them at crabs you know "lane" or line that it walks whatever, he will place them at the bushes, and a cool tip almost all of us place them in the middle of a bush so try to walk from the corners like the little bit of the corners, don't pass like you are the train, pass like the cat , you will be shown to teemo but lets be honest we are all bronze we never check the map so fuck us <3

And to fuck us ever more pick always have at least 1 champ from range that is based on skillshots and stuff if you are a top laner as for mid most of them are skillshot based so anyways

How not to be frustated by teemos .... Kill 'em and let them be frustaded hahahahahahah

You will ask me "Why on earth a teemo main writes a topic against teemos are you a fucktard?" To those guys I answer..... Yes, I just start to pass the division easy so I wanna make some intrest in my ranks byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee