Blitz's Golden Heart (A Blitz X Orianna Parody)

Blitz's Golden Heart (Written by myself) Chapter 1: A Shocking Development

The champions of piltover are resting and relaxing in a quiet "tavern" after a long hard week on the rift

Orianna and Blitzcrank are sitting together at a booth across from Vi and Caitlyn

This week's outcome has been....Profitable, to say the least.

I agree, and because of the Pool Party event, we all received a little extra attention.

Yeah, I'm just glad the League gave us this downtime. What are you gonna do with your vacation cupcake? reaches over and slides a hand around Caitlyn's waist

Slightly shocked I....uh...was planning on doing some off the books investigative work...

Oh come on cupcake... looks pleadingly into Caitlyn's eyes You can't spend all your time on work. How about you and me head out tomorrow. Just you and me.

Looks unsure I don't know Vi, I've got a lot of....

Explosion

The entire wall opposite the group exploded inward, leaving a cloud dust in its wake

What in world?!?!?!

Before she could say another word, a boomerang like object flew out and hit her square in the chest latching onto her, and it proceeded to pump into Vi's body hundreds of volts of electricity

AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Vi!!!!

An identical boomerang flew out and repeated the process on the sheriff

AHHH!!!!

Blitzcrank who had shielded Orianna from the initial blast raised himself to face this mysterious attacker

Show yourself!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!!

The maniacal laughter came from the depths of the dust that surrounded the blown out wall, and as the laughter became louder a form began to take shape in the into a figure that Blitzcrank had feared he would hope to never see again

The Zaunite Inventor stepped forward out of the cloud (in his new creator garments)

It has been too long my creation....I am so proud to hear of your performance within the league.

What do you want from us?

Oh? What do I want? Nothing of immediate consequence, only....I wish to examine my creation further.....under a more "controlled" environment.

I take it by controlled, you mean enslaved? I am free being and I will never again become your pawn of destruction!

Hmmm...I was hoping you would be more inclined to my offer to come back and join me of your own free will, but I see now that this "error" in your programming needs a little more than just casual persuasion.

Viktor touches a button on his gauntlet

Seize the female construct! Maybe after you've seen what I could to her you will change your mind!

At that moment the ground below Orianna exploded, after the dust cleared a BattleCast creation rose forth with Orianna slug over his back

Target acquired. Moving to home destination.

NO!!!

Blitzcrank raised his hand to launch a rocket grab directly at ChoGath

Metal Grinding

AHH!!!!

The saw blade finished cutting Blitzcrank's arm clean off which fell to the ground in a mangled heap

Enemy combatant neutralized. Moving to guard transport.

Viktor walked up to within a foot of Blitzcrank

You see Blitzcrank, all my creations in time eventually return to me.

Viktor returned back into the dust, leaving his broken creation behind

Orianna.....

Power Failing, initiating stasis

To Be Continued