Poem: Goodbye, cruel League

So, a lot of people ask me how much RP I receive as gifts on an average day. Short answer is none, because I don't consider them gifts. Long answer is more than you would probably imagine. O f course, I am always looking for ways to give back and my own philanthropy is legendary now. I f it were considered some sort o f exploitation, Riot would already have taken action. What I offer may not be directly tangible but I think that its value speaks for itself. –So the complainers boil* down to two kinds: those who are jealous o f my personal success; those who are jealous o f my "customers'" perceived advantage. I realize a lot o f you may be against performance enhancers but I can assure you that this is al**l on the level. Ever heard that saying, "get on my level bro"? Wel**l, babe, this is a whole other level completely. Simply put, it can't be beaten. I f there was any doubt in my mind to begin with, it's been long put to peace. I only ask the same o f you. Just let it go. there is no poin~~~~t in fight~~~~ing the inevitable. Who are you to question my intentions anyway? I f we could all* find this kind o f peace, the world would be a far bet~~~~ter place, I assure you. That's the sweet clarity of hindsight. My only regret is that I couldn't find time to do more to help those that came to rely on me. Live every day to its fullest and realize that you don't need material payment when every action is its own reward; that's what I can offer. If you can't do that then at least pay me the decency to mind your own business and leave me to manage mine.