HI teemo!
hi tristana!
umm i have a question...
yes?
wanna go on a date?....
sure where at?
how about that cafe that opened up at the edge of the woods?
sure!
Meanwhile...
BAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT RENGAR! I AM THE ULTIMATE PREDATOR!
As spoils i think your necklace would be good
takes rengars 
ahh! im gonna be late!
mmmm.... its rumored that
can help my powers...hes not very meaty... probably a good claw sharpener though...
leaps in front of 
AH! WHO ARE YOU?!
DO NOT FEAR DEATH! THE BEST PART OF YOU WILL LIVE ON!
Claws teemo to pieces
Change...is good.
adds
s head to the 
walks and sees
s dead body
TEEMO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
comes out from around the corner in his mecha form
stand still and i promise to make it quick....
you win.... someone will avenge us!
no, no one will. in fact the world may thank me for this
decapitates 
and thats how
redeemed the league of legends