EKKO LORE...how he came to be...

At the League of Legends War Veteran's Pub while the news about the new up and coming champion, Ekko, is broken to the world....

: So heyah !...lemme buy ya a drink! I congratulate ya on the good news!

: I'm sorry, do I know you?

: Oh yeah...we go way back ya know...ya must have forgotten already belly chuckles

: Wait...what?...forgotten what?

: Yeah...well, ahem ya must've been really smashed that night I told ya...but, ya, I'm yur POPS!!!

: EW! What!? Ewww!...I mean, no..no...there's no way you're my father.

: Oh...sure I am. Your motha was a great general of Noxus. We met at a night club when I was a young dashing bar fly burrrp.

: Wait...you knew...my mom?! Ha! You must be lying! My mother died after betraying a Noxian prince. Nice try getting in these pants you big pervert!...you had no chance to begin with anyways...ewl...turns head away in disgust

: (In soft voice with super thick Scottish accent) No...I'm serious. I asked her out and shea said shea would only sleep wit me if I could beat her in a drianking game. So I won, but then shea changed the rules... mumbles excitedly...crafty noxus vixen... ahem...anyways, shea said if I could beat her boyfriend in a duel shea would quit the army as well and move in with me. He had no chance at all! Didn't know what hit him HAHAHA!..though, he did have a pretty big sword dat he didn't get a chance ta use cuz he was laughing so hard...what was it called...the..uh...masa...uh...maser....uh....masermooner! That's it. Masermooner!!!

: Wait. How do you know about the...No....no...Oh. My. God. This cannot be happening. takes a drink...takes another drink...ewwwl.....

: Relax daddy's dearest. Well, the good news is your mother isn't dead. Shea made up the story about her death after shea gave birth to you. Shea went to some temple or something to worship the moon and what all. Boy..did shea have the eyes that glowed like the moon itself after dat night... ...oh burp...ya know she still goes out and takes her anger about dat lost bet out on folks tho... Yeah...so err...anyways....congratulations again. I'll come back another time when you're ready to talk some more sweet child of mine.

: Shakes off the temporary horror and depression Hold on! Congratulations?! Wait...what are you congratulating me for?

: Ya don'ta know!? Well, I guess ya really were smashed that night. The night I first told ya about me being your pops, ya got so smashed and hooked up wit some drunk black dude that night...what was his name...oh yeah...dat ...dashing handsome devil he is...anyways...he lost his wife and was down on his luck and you had this affectionate need and...

: ....... jaw drops with surprised and horrified look at the same time

: well..ya remember dat son you gave up to adoption a few yars back? Dat's that ekko kid there on da TV. I've been having my best bud Jax training him on the side. I'm proud of me grandson!!! You should be proud of your son too! buuuurrrrp

: grabs a bottle of hard liquor and swigs half of it down....so that's who the dad was...F.M.L. passes out head hits bar

: Welp...I need to see a man about a horse right quick...remember to puke outside...not in da toilet! leaves

: Swoops in with relentless pursuit Heyya. I heard you met your dad again...boy...was that a fun night or what?!

: Wellph...atu..leuesstu yua rememberedbbss..somthinga....hiccup!