Riot should replace pro players with attractive actors/actresses
Now bear with me here. The pro players would still be pro players but.... They would be kept in their natural environment... A nice damp basement with poor lighting to maximize their potential. Oftentimes, pros aren't able to bring their A-game because of being camera-shy or scared to present. Oftentimes cold feet stop pros from being pros. And this solves that.
These pro players are kept in a basement with access to lots of doritos, mountain dew, dubstep and whatever else gamers need.
Then on the stage we have actual attractive actors pretending to be pros. Sorry, actors and ACTRESSES. Yeah that's right. According to science, women may have worse hand-eye coordination based on their brain structure... But that doesn't stop Imaqtpie from grabbing what she believes she deserves. The new Imaqtpie is a 5'8'' brunette bombshell with curly brown hair down to her waist. She doesn't care that she's playing in a boys world cause she's one of the roughest, toughest chicks out there.
So picture this. Attractive actors/actresses on stage. Slimeballs hidden in a basement. Attractive actors are playing s*** like candy crush and flappy bird, slimeballs are playing some next level mechanics 9000 s*** in da basement. The feed comes from the basement and crowd gets excited.
Most pro sports wish they could have attractive players but the problem is, in order to display their skill they also have to display their ugliness. Which fortunately for LoL isn't a problem. Sure it might be "ethically wrong", but then again where are all those people who clamour about how Riot is a business whenever they try to make money?
But all of this stops mattering as you hear Rivington shoooooouuutttttt "WOW LOOK AT THAT PLAY BY QTPIE." And you know what qtpie does? She flips her hair with a cocky smirk. Her teammate Scarra, a 6'3'' tanned bodybuilder makes a joke to her and she hits him on the arm flirtatiously before kissing him on the cheek. Goddamn, Qtpie, you make my heart stop.
Attraction appeals to people on an unconscious level (no, we are not talking about Freud you doofus). It's not something that you consciously pay attention to, but you will enjoy it even though logically you may laugh at such a thing. Humans are illogical... Hey who'd have thought.
And remember boys and girls, it's only unethical if you're caught. You know.... Like Riots other business policies.
Pros/Cons +More attractive people = more appeal for Esports. +Pro players are better able to focus on being pro players instead of being distracted by the audience +Can allow female gamers to be cool and inspire girls to play video games by creating +Can fix the image of gamers being slimy, nerdy, gross, disgusting, vomit-inducing greaseballs +Promotes public hygiene +Better management of social media/drama to increase excitement. +Imaqtpie will be a gorgeous 5'8'' brunette bombshell with legs for days, a nice joocy ass and perky breasts -Requires a bit of an investment -Riot might get beef if caught
PIC OF Imaqtpie: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuyAZAtsYbNgb2GIvpyG-VJ9YrRZfLdPux1BD1jCYEWVCIbw4RqA
