I just realized why I can't take esport seriously.
Please note, before I start, that this is not an esports bashing thread. I do not think pro players are lame for playing this game competitively. I do not think you are all stupid for following esports. I do not think the premise is without merit. I LIKE the idea of esports.
I watch esports myself, but probably more for entertainment value than most of you. The thing is, I never really got why the idea of League as a sport didn't sell with me. I've been playing MMORPG's since 97', and have always been an avid PvPer. When esports started rising in popularity and becoming a thing, I should have been ecstatic, but I just... wasn't. I had trouble taking it seriously, and today I finally realized why.
Here's the short version:
Baseball, you've heard of it right? Played it, watched it, or heard people talking about it? Well, this is how baseball works:
Teams take turns batting and fielding. Sometimes the team batting scores a run, and that score goes on the scoreboard. At the end of the game the team with the most runs wins the game... And that's it.
- When teams score runs they do not get the outfield walls draw in 10 feet for each run to make homeruns easier for them.
- When players get hits they do not accumulate extra bases as the game progresses to turn singles into doubles, etc.
- Pitchers do not get 1 extra MPH on their fastball for every strikeout they get.
See where I'm going with this? When I think of sports I think of two teams competing on a fair playing field for a set length, and the team with the best score at the end wins. Simple as that. Scoring early runs or striking guys out doesn't actually give you an advantage until the game is officially over and the score is tallied. Sports are a competition of skill, spirit, personal ability, strategy, and attrition. The "attrition" aspect in League is largely removed.
In League this is not at all how it works. Everyone's complaining about how snowbally this preseason is, but it's always been a snowball game. One guy gets fed early and all of a sudden he has this massive advantage over the other team. If a entire team has a strong start, forget about it, it's basically over. I get that comebacks are a thing and possible, but comebacks in most normal sports simply means making changes and catching up in on the scoreboard. In this game comebacks mean catching up in runs while also facing opponents that are vastly more powerful than you. Beating opponents of superior skill is hard enough, then having to overcome built in advantages on top of that makes this the most frustrating "sport" I have ever witnessed.
"So Poundman, what you want here? Huh? 45min set game lengths with no items or Nexus? Team with the most kills wins or some bullshit?" No, I don't want that. I like playing this game more than watching it, and reconfiguring it to operate parallel with other sports would ruin a lot of the fun I think. Its snowbally nature is actually a great experience when you're winning (which for most people is about 50% of the time - a lot of games are fun for less of a percentage than that). For that reason I'd rather leave it as is, but at the same time I think I'm sacrificing ever being passionate about this game as a competitive sport.
And look, I'm not really complaining here. I'm just stating my feelings. If you and I go out to a bar and a League match shows up on the TV, I'll sit down and watch it with you. The difference though is I'll just be watching for #bigplays and to be entertained, so don't get mad if I don't jump up and down when I see a certain team secure baron, the advantage they just grabbed is pretty much the reason why I can't actually care who wins.
Finally, on a side note, Dominion is closer to a sport than Summoner's Rift is (because I'm a glutton for downvotes).
