One more thing: not every reported thread is a difficult case. Some are so easy, a caveman could figure out what to do. For example, a thread in Gameplay - which is supposed to be about the actual game - titled "Fix your client" and the entire thread body is "Please?". A reasonable person would see that that's low-effort shitposting that doesn't belong in Gameplay, and would immediately remove the thread. The mod team, however, would be like "eh, seems fine" and leave it up there. That's not a hypothetical, by the way - such a thread exists, I've reported it multiple times, and it's been up for a month, so it has diplomatic immunity. I would have gone into the Discord to try to prod some of you into action on this and dozens of other problematic threads (I've been saving links, and yes, there are dozens, no exaggeration), but not only you CBA to do it in the first place, you CBA to have at least one person moderating threads or checking the Discord for days at a time.
"We'Re VoLuNtEeRs" was used far too often as an excuse for good old-fashioned not doing something well - or at all, sometimes. And then you have the nerve to post the most debatable corner cases as a "training tool"? How about training mods to care? "BUT WE DID CARE, FK YOU" well you certainly didn't show it a lot of the time. If I was a mod, I probably could've closed/deleted dozens of threads and posts of open-and-shut cases every day just by looking over recent posts and asking myself if they were obviously in violation of the rules. For all the time you spent deliberating over what the rules were, you often neglected to actually put your findings into practice.
Note how I didn't post this in response to the other mods, who decided to go the classy route. I posted it in response to you, who made a "screw you guys" farewell post and then gave us this absolute farce of a defense.