Needs attention fast, or I won't be able to play league anymore

Just having a good day. Realized urf was on a friday. So excited, great! Getting into the game. Wow, this is really taking a long time!!! Oh. The game already started without me? Why?! Well I guess I can still play. Extra gold, atleast. Misclicked out of fountain, how annoying. Wait. Waait... Why am I moving to the enemy fountain?! What?!! NOO!!! HELP ME!! /all DONT KILL ME ZED WIERD BUG PLZ HELP "First blood!" NOOOOO!! WHAT WAS THAT? DANGIT, GUYS IM SO SORRY! ILL BE ON MY WAY SOON! WHAT?! I CLICKED TOP!! NOT MIDDLE!!! NOOOO!! THE FOUNTAIN AGAIN?! WHAT?! NOOO!!! "You have been slain" WHAT?! THIS IS SO !@#$ED UP! Im so sorry, team. Ill just exit the game and try to rejoin. Well. That sucks. Oh well. 10%. This is taking forever. Still 10%. Oh, 16, 17, 18% now. How kind. :A few moments later: 99, 100%! :Another few moments later: Still 100%? I should be in game! This is wierd! Wait a second, why did my mouse change to that ugly mouse on windows? What?! Click Click DIING DIING Wait what? Alt,Tabing this, what is this? "You have been disconnected from the game. Please check your internet connection and try again" OHH, YEAH GREAT! THANKS! I WILL DO JUST THAT, RIOT! Internets fine. Its all good. So lets go again. Same thing. You know what? Ill try again. And again. Ive never played this exciting game mode everyone talks about! 84%. getting close. To crashing. BUGSPLAT HAS APPEARED! YAY! I LOVE PLAYING LEAGUE! THIS IS REALLY FUN! ALL DAY LONG, TOO! HEY, THATS 20 MINUTE LEAVERBUSTER! GREAT! RIOT! HELP ME PLEASE! I CANT STAND THIS!